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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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With Glasses On

badkidsjokes:

what do you call a tiger with glasses on?

a scientist tiger

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asabovesobelowmovie:

The depths of the Paris Catacombs await the evil inside you.

As Above/So Below hits theaters August 29. Get tickets here.

I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS. (THOUGH TBF IT’S MOSTLY THE FREEMASON TITLE)

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intofluro:

eeeeeee!

intofluro:

eeeeeee!

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psilentasincjelli:

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

#someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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fatgoddess:

katy-jaybird:

officialdollyparton:

A few days ago, Kenny Rogers challenged me to do the #ALSIceBucketChallenge… well, challenge accepted! ;) http://youtu.be/AhorHC-tOwQ

Donate here to the ALSA: http://alsa.org

Dolly, the love of my life.

For my gf. The love of your life here. 

MY BABY

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nudiemuse:

thehotgirlproject:

lucifurfluffypants:

This one’s for you, Pandora. botanycameos:

catsbeaversandducks:

Black Cats are Good Luck

Photos via Pinterest

Poor black kitties. ;-; Humans have so many stupid and cruel superstitions.

All kitties are lovely.

nudiemuse

LOOK AT THE BABIES

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