itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via the-femme-feminist)

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

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15

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theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

(via the-femme-feminist)

babygoatsandfriends:

Purple Sage Fancies

these are like rabbit goats

babygoatsandfriends:

Purple Sage Fancies

these are like rabbit goats

(via mindswellings)

333

brarakat:

my eyes have been opened

(Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast, via quackdown)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via headontheunmadebed)

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

(Source: spongebob-daily, via lilypotterr)

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